From hear to eternity - Bhairi Baba's new age Nirvana

Over the ages, people have been in search of enlightenment. That moment of epiphany where a new light flashes in front of their eyes. Where their third eye is opened, so to say. Baba terms these as facile expressions of an unevolved intellect. The truth lies elsewhere, a little bit to the right as they say. It lies in the awakening of the third "ear". This he says is "Ensoundenment". This is what the world has been missing all these millenia. "Once the third ear is opened", Baba says "you will hear the supersonic and eternal sounds of nirvana". In an instant you will be transformed. Everything you hear will start making sense. You could listen to the inanities of say, Sarah Palin or even Obama's more recent platitudes, and still come out with a soul satisfying experience. "The ear-filters will be installed" Baba says. All it needs is one Bhairi....are you ready, world?

Baba's coming foretold years ago

Bhairi Baba ki jai ho! The advent of our Dear Baba was foretold many years ago by a great prophet whose name is lost in the mist of time. People have been repeating that prophecy through the years without actually understanding it. It is hidden in the most commonest of all rhymes "Baba Black Sheep". You see Baba's name accurately and clearly mentioned. The spelling has been corrupted in the translation to "Baa Baa", but in the original version it said "Baba"

Baba says, "To understand the inner meaning of the spoken word, you need to listen with your inner ear." To awaken your inner ear, requires years of sadhana, or one of Baba's mighty Bhairis.

Till next time, keep your inner ear awakened.......OM PHAT!

Where is Baba?

For a time it seemed that our benevolent Bhairi Baba had left us. The sweet sounds of slaps couldn't be heard. But no, to our joy and extreme ear pain, Baba returned today. He has revealed that he was in seclusion creating a new raaga....the "Bhairi Raaga". This he says contain the transcendent notes of heaven...."sa re ga phat". Any one who hears this raaga will automatically be released from all their bad karma and receive instant nirvana. "The ear", Baba says , "has overtaken the heart in matters of Spiritual importance".

Blogger.com needs a bhairi

Bhairi Baba's blog was blocked by Blogger for goodness knows what. There was a message that said Baba was spamming the blog. Nothing could be further from the truth. Slapping...yes. Spamming.....a big resounding no! (under the ear).

Anyway now that Bhairi Baba is back, he will continue bringing you his daily dose of wisdom. Watch this space.

Baba is not ear today

Baba will not be "earing" his views today as he is usually off on weekends. Keep chanting his mantra..Om Phat! and you khaan stay assured that he is looking out for you. Like Baba says "Why fear, I am ear". So keep coming back Monday to friday for more of Baba's daily dose.

The Bhairi way to deal with the recession

America is heading headlong into a recession. Its economy is on the brink of a meltdown. George Bush is trying all he can to steady the tottering financial markets before they come crashing down like a house of cards. Bhairi Baba made a statement about this global situation: "George Bush needs a Khaan Bhairi". Simple and effective. In one move it will make the Middle East happy, it will make most of the American's happy and it will leave him nursing his ear, while some real people deal with the situation. Bhairi Baba also said that George Bush's ear is perfect for the Khaan Bhairi because of its shape and size. "He has a XXL ear" was Baba's simple but profound comment.....Om Phat!

The answer my friend, will come under the ear

Bhairi Baba was born in a none too famous South Indian town.When he was a child, his friends used to refer to him as "tubelight". This was in obvious reference to his dim wit and lack of understanding. And so the years passed until one day, Bhairi Baba was fixing a broken electric bulb and 240 volts of electric current surged through him. He flickered, once, twice, three times and then lo! he was enlightened. He felt as if a Giant Hand had slapped him under the ear, later he eloquently named the experience as "Khaan Bhairi". And in an instant, realisation dawned on him...this was the answer to the world's problems. This was the key to alleviate man's suffering, this was the holy grail. In that flash of light he became the "Bhairi Baba". He took his fingers out of the plug holes and vowed to take his message to the world. Bhairi Baba's technique is unique, it is called Bhairi Yoga....if you go to him with a problem he will transfer his power to you under your ear by the powerful method of "Khaan Bhairi". Once you get a Bhairi, you will forget all your problems. At once they will become small and insignificant in the face of the almighty Bhairi.

If you want to know more about Bhairi Baba and his powerful message...please visit this blog for a daily dose. Meanwhile, chant Bhairi Baba's mantra...."OM....PHAT!"