From hear to eternity - Bhairi Baba's new age Nirvana

Over the ages, people have been in search of enlightenment. That moment of epiphany where a new light flashes in front of their eyes. Where their third eye is opened, so to say. Baba terms these as facile expressions of an unevolved intellect. The truth lies elsewhere, a little bit to the right as they say. It lies in the awakening of the third "ear". This he says is "Ensoundenment". This is what the world has been missing all these millenia. "Once the third ear is opened", Baba says "you will hear the supersonic and eternal sounds of nirvana". In an instant you will be transformed. Everything you hear will start making sense. You could listen to the inanities of say, Sarah Palin or even Obama's more recent platitudes, and still come out with a soul satisfying experience. "The ear-filters will be installed" Baba says. All it needs is one Bhairi....are you ready, world?